DEA looking for contractor to burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour

wreg.com ^ | Updated at 04:03PM, March 28, 2019 | Staff

[BushCountry]

Then again you prove my point. Billions of revenue wasted by a government drowning in debt because of a technicality. Of course it is not just this. The government specializes in wasting money, the only service they are really good at, experts I would say.

[sparklite2]

"I'd like to apply for the pot burning contract."
"Have you any experience with this?"
"Yes, I  help Jimi Hendrix burn pot in Compton."
"Jimi Hendrix is dead."
"He is? Damn.  I guess I  can quit bugging him for a raise."
"What other qualifications do you have?"
"Well, I burn pot for Jimi Hendrix in Pasadena."
"I told you, Jimi Hendrix is dead!"
"There, too?"

[21twelve]

I was just watching a youtube on Willie Nelson and his guitar “Trigger”. Very early in his career he was at a party (maybe his first record deal or something?) and got a call that his house was on fire. He raced back to the house, ran in and rescued his guitar and a pound(?) of pot that he had! Everything else burned to the ground.

[Lean-Right]

yep, they’d pull a “Roger Stone” on her.

[Dust in the Wind]

Cheech And Chong- Vietnam

[mad_as_he$$]

We agree.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I knew a bunch of guys in college that would have given it the old college try.

[samtheman]

Thanks