I knew a guy years ago that used Preparation H on the bags under his eyes. The “miracle” stuff of infomercials is probably the same stuff. Also knew a guy in college that brushed his teeth with Brylcreem by mistake.
Women recently got into putting H under their eyes, too. It got so widespread the manufacturer came out and recommended against it, ‘cause, you know, getting some in your eye is bad, m’kay?