To: sparklite2
mistakes
the Preparation H dispenser for the
toothpaste dispenser.
A work team that I knew, went out of town for a few days.
One had an ongoing hemorrhoid problem that flared up.
Somehow, someone convinced him that Bengay was the product of choice. He ended up in the local emergency room.
All males and YES, alcohol was involved.
He told me, washing, shower, bath nothing could put the fire out.
20 posted on
04/28/2019 7:28:43 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!")
To: DUMBGRUNT
While California is doing that, New York needs to ban the beer can paper bags. In NY, you can only drink in public if your beverage is in a paper bag. Not that any of us know what’s in those bags. Imagine how many trees could be saved, correcting global warming.
21 posted on
04/28/2019 7:38:09 AM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(Only a Replacement Wall? Ann Coulter is deeply saddened.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
So, sometimes Ben-Gay
is old Peter Pain in the Ass.
What a ripe-for-parody that
advertising would be today.
You can't get out the door
without stumbling over the
double entendres.
22 posted on
04/28/2019 7:44:27 AM PDT by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He told me, washing, shower, bath nothing could put the fire out. Maybe a walk down Santa Monica Blvd?...
23 posted on
04/28/2019 7:47:54 AM PDT by
null and void
(The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
1) Is there anything I can do for you?
2) I’d like some ice cream.
1) OK, what flavor ice cream do you want?
2) It doesn’t matter. It’s for my ass. (full quote)
Name the movie, win one interwebs...
25 posted on
04/28/2019 7:55:26 AM PDT by
null and void
(The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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