Dean Wormer: "There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency."
Give DeBlasio Double-Secret Probation ...
It’s time for somebody to put his foot down...And that foot is me!
Mrs. Wormer was smokin hot. Hotter than donut grease.
Don’t know why I just thought of that...