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As the Kingfish said, “Now you see Andy, first, the atom splits into what they call the MONOCLE. And then the monocle BUSTS... and breaks down into what they call neutrons, protons, fig newtons and morons!”
You forgot to mention the vital role of CNNium, which, when combined with MSNBCadnausium fuses into Narrativium, with Leftardium as a by-product of the heat of the fusion, before it goes into the upper stratosphere to ground airplanes and neutralize gasoline and cow farts.
Let’s not forget that OAC-ium (pronounced Wack-ium) is very effective in subduing Pelosium’s mitigating properties, and accentuating its more toxic characteristics.
