I went to one of my banks (PNC) to do a full withdraw. They said I can’t do that at the teller, I had to meet with one of the bankers to close the account.
I withdrew all but $1 and was out of there in a few minutes.
At one time, Discover Card offered banking services.
I opened up an account. A few years later, I withdrew
everything but they left the account open and credited
me with a few cents of interest that had accumulated
when I cashed out.
For the next year, I got monthly statements in the mail
showing my balance of a few cents. The monthly statements
took thirty cents in postage, more than my balance.
Someone eventually woke up and stopped the silliness.
I love it when a plan comes together!