Gosh why dont they add:
3) A little Skittle - s&i##ing pony for everyone
What has the congress (full of various congress-losers) done FOR the American Citizen? Nothing. It unfortunate that tar-and-feathering isn’t in vogue. What absolute useless, dimwit morons. At some level, I find their feckless, dishonest nature somewhat amusing. May these useless wretches rot.