In the classic movie Bedazzled the nebbish guy (Dudley Moore) said to Satan (Peter Cook), who had done upsetting things to several people in sequence, how come you didn’t do anything to that vicar down there?
Satan: Oh, he’s one of ours.
Are you sure you mean the Bedazzled movie?
I thought satan was played by Elizabeth Hurley and God by Gabreiel Casseus, no?
Or maybe there was a sequel?