[PGalt]

Joe and Jill went up to the hill to fetch a pail of money,

When Joe was done, we had gone from 4 to 22 trillion dollars in debt.

Dirty, inarticulate groper/looter ALERT!

[Enterprise]

Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of money
Jill fell down
And tore her gown
Joe laughed 'cause it was funny.