The following is an upcoming message from the California Republican Party establishment:
In order to WIN a "blue state" like California, we must ALL unite behind the one ELECTABLE candidate who can deliver California to the GOP: former Olympic champion and proud lifelong registered Republican Caitlyn Jenner!!!
Jenner is a fan of MILTON FRIEDMAN so that proves he she is a great, solid Reaganeque LEADER! Jenner is FISCAL CONSERVATIVE who will tear up the credit cards, blow up the boxes, stand up to the labor union bosses, and make California a competitive two party state! He She will DELIVER California to TRUMP in 2020!!! (even though we've already argued only RINOs can win this state... don't try to apply logic to our talking points)
Now is NOT the time to talk about social issues! The MOST important thing is getting California back on track FISCALLY and ONLY Caitlyn can do that! After we spend a couple hundred million having taxpayer funded "special elections" to put Caitlyn's ballot referendums on the ballot during endless, useless special elections that could have simply been listed on the ballot during a regular election without wasting money, its bound to make California GREAT AGAIN!
Jenner will make California a RED STATE! (that means Jenner will make it more communist that in already is, but shhhh, keep obeying the Orwellian media newspeak that Red now means 'conservative')
Jenner is RUNNING to take out Gavin Newsom just like he she did during the Soviet Union during the Track and Field Championships at the Olympic Games! It's time to feed Gavin his Wheaties! We must ALL Stand With Caitlyn or you're a dirty filthy traitor to the GOP who wants four more years of NEWSOM!!!
CAITLYN JENNER 2020!!!