Conspiracy theory: depopulate northern california and give it to a) the chinese as a down payment on our debt, b) the draco reptillians and bigfoot who already may live underground up there, c) the illuminati for their 2024 solar flare hidey holes, d) the owls, e) the climate change green new dealers.
You forgot the mansion on the 1000 acre wooded estate for re-Greta, her parents, and her handlers.