I would drag myself by my lips across broken glass to pull the lever for Trump once again :-)
During the '08 election I stopped by the local Republican HQ to pick up yard-signs, and an old codger to whom the internet and its memes were completely Unexplored Territory asked me if I was fired up. When I replied I was a Broken-Glass Republican and then had to 'splain what in the world that might be, his looks first of comprehension and then of utter delight have tickled me ever since.