He will have to get his thrills some other way.
Why did he want that massage/wax anyway? I mean to pay for it by women who normally work on women? I bet he could have found a willing partner to do it for free, without getting too graphic or absurd.
Because he is a perverted troll. This is the same man who likes to go out of his way to hang around women’s restrooms so he can “help” teenage girls put on feminine hygiene products.