[davius]

Pah! If it were truly a luxury restaurant the prices wouldn’t be listed in any of the menus. If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.

Coming soon: 1/2 portion of jalapeno poppers @ $65,000.00.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

To be truely high end you have to have stuff like “Iberian goat *concha **fromage mousse.”

*Part of the outer ear canal
**Cheese

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Oh and they have to start you out with “A Moose Bush”

I can understand why a woman bites a camel’s testicles after it sits on her after she runs into the camel’s enclosure after her deaf dog*, but eating a Moose bush? Never got that.

* https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/10/04/woman-bites-testicles-of-camel-that-was-sitting-on-her-god-will-always-make-a-way/

[oldtech]

My opinion is if they have a menu without prices is they are ashamed of their prices.