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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

George: Can I say one word to you? Lobster. The lobster here is unbelievable. (looks at the menu) Ooh, a little expensive.

Sasha: Twenty five dollars.

George: Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. You know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. Get the lobster. I beg you to get the lobster. Go for the lobster.

Sasha: George, George, uh, I think we have to talk. I think we have a problem.

George: We do?

Sasha: We can’t keep seeing each other.

George: Why?

Sasha: (crying) Because it’s over. *sob, sob, sob* It’s my parents, the differences in our religion. Oh George, can you ever forgive me?

*sob*

Waiter: Uh, have you decided yet?

Sasha: (crying) Yes. I’ll have the lobster.

George: Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster isn’t the way to go.


3 posted on 10/27/2019 4:25:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: a fool in paradise

Was Sasha the Latvian orthodox chick?


45 posted on 10/27/2019 8:06:21 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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