Coming this summer to a theater near you...
CONAN: The Jihadi-Slayer!
[Cue Conan theme music:] BAMP bamp bampa-pa-bamp-bamp-bamp ba BAMP bamp bampa-pa-bamp-bamp-bamp...
“[Cue Conan theme music:] BAMP bamp...”
For those of us old enough to remember, the Lone Ranger opening theme song from the early 50’s.