When I had colon cancer in 1996 I saw a specialist 3 days later. I had a barium enema 4 days after that, and I was in for surgery the next Monday, 13 days after the original referral.
Of course, I had surgery on April 1, so the chances of pranks were high.
“Of course, I had surgery on April 1, so the chances of pranks were high.”
“Lets take out his appendix and sew it onto his foot. He’ll think he has a 6th toe. Heh.”
#4 The doctor left a squeaky toy inside you : )