David Brock must be selectively licking door knobs again.
Couple of things before it gets late...
....first I am not sleeping nights worrying about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Imagine giving up being called “your royal highness”! I mean it’s on the news all the time and hey, maybe it’s cause I am an American but the thought to Kings and Queens is a turn off. Man we got a whole State Dept and CIA filled with Kings and Queens.
Maybe we ought to send them all to England.
Finally, sheesh, I open my mailbox the other day and inside...”NOTICE OF JURY DUTY SERVICES”.
I thought “this better not be call to jury duty.”
I had been called to jury duty twice before here in Sussex (same last name as Prince Harry and Meghan) county, Del. Both times I served.
But here I am, turning 70 next June. In Sussex (same last name as Prince Harry and Meghan) county age 70 and older is exempt of jury duty if desired.
Man I simply cannot walk all those blocks in Georgetown (same name as former King of England) for ten days. The report date is 2/24/20 so I won’t quite be 70.
And they ask for your birthdate so not lying.
Yes I called my doctor and got a medical permit because I just can’t do this. Last time I was on jury duty I was miserable.
DON’T THEY HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO SERVE ON A JURY IN SUSSEX (SAME NAME AS PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN) COUNTY BESIDES ME?
Ok, I’m done.
Door knobs? That’s new! Not the licking, though.