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To: Alas Babylon!

David Brock must be selectively licking door knobs again.


154 posted on 01/19/2020 11:17:05 AM PST by shalom aleichem (Barr and Durham! Get movin'. Time's awastin')
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Couple of things before it gets late...

....first I am not sleeping nights worrying about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Imagine giving up being called “your royal highness”! I mean it’s on the news all the time and hey, maybe it’s cause I am an American but the thought to Kings and Queens is a turn off. Man we got a whole State Dept and CIA filled with Kings and Queens.

Maybe we ought to send them all to England.

Finally, sheesh, I open my mailbox the other day and inside...”NOTICE OF JURY DUTY SERVICES”.

I thought “this better not be call to jury duty.”

I had been called to jury duty twice before here in Sussex (same last name as Prince Harry and Meghan) county, Del. Both times I served.

But here I am, turning 70 next June. In Sussex (same last name as Prince Harry and Meghan) county age 70 and older is exempt of jury duty if desired.

Man I simply cannot walk all those blocks in Georgetown (same name as former King of England) for ten days. The report date is 2/24/20 so I won’t quite be 70.

And they ask for your birthdate so not lying.

Yes I called my doctor and got a medical permit because I just can’t do this. Last time I was on jury duty I was miserable.

DON’T THEY HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO SERVE ON A JURY IN SUSSEX (SAME NAME AS PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN) COUNTY BESIDES ME?

Ok, I’m done.


155 posted on 01/19/2020 11:29:29 AM PST by Fishtalk
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To: shalom aleichem

Door knobs? That’s new! Not the licking, though.


156 posted on 01/19/2020 11:35:58 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
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