Heh. you can’t do mail order. You have to get to know them and actually “fall in love”. :)
But an older Boeing engineer getting himself a mail order Asian bride is why Seattle courts got metal detectors. He got her pregnant, then she and her were in court for the divorce. He showed up in the courtroom with a pistol, shot them both dead, and put down the gun.
An Americanized meskin woman is a creature from the very depths of hell. I have never seen it to fail.