Posted on 02/14/2020 6:33:56 AM PST by Kaslin
Bernie Sanders' victory in New Hampshire has driven the Democratic Party establishment into mass hysterics.
Now they rush to embrace multibillionaire Mike Bloomberg, the former Republican mayor of New York City, to save them from President Donald Trump.
Bloomberg is buying this thing.
They're afraid of young people voting. But if they want a "moderate," they've got Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota, who came in third in New Hampshire, beating former can't-miss candidates Sen. Elizabeth "Pow Wow Chow" Warren and former Vice President Joe "Dead Man Walking to South Carolina" Biden.
"Lying dog-faced pony soldier!" shouts Joe "Dead Man Walking." "No malarkey!"
This has been too much for him.
Mayor Pete came in second to Sanders. He's calm and says nothing, with elegance. But he might be too calm, bordering on the Manchurian. He never sweats. Don't other Mayor Pete models come from the factory with lifelike pores?
"Hello, America! I'm Amy Klobuchar and I will beat Donald Trump," Klobuchar told a crowd of her cheering supporters in New Hampshire. "My heart is full tonight. ... We have beaten the odds every step of the way."
Yes, Amy, you did.
If Bloomberg really wants to get rid of Trump, Mike should just climb down off that little box of his and give $300 million or so to Klobuchar.
She's not perfect. And there's that business about Klobuchar eating a salad with a comb. I hope she doesn't like chunky blue cheese dressing.
But politics is all about matchups. She's smart, she's got personality. Against Trump, she could win.
The Democratic establishment isn't listening. It's too busy panicking over Bernie.
The establishment talks about finding "moderates" to combat Bernie's socialism, but get real. There are no "moderates" in the Democratic Party. John Kennedy couldn't get the nomination from today's Democrats. They've all moved far to the left.
And any who haven't, like pro-life Democrats, have been hunted to extinction. They're exceedingly rare, like the white-rumped vulture or the Bornean orangutan.
The real reason establishment Democrats are in hysterics over Sanders is this: If he wins, he won't let them control things.
That terrifies them. But they don't say that.
Instead, they use "Fear of Bernie" and "Fear of Trump" interchangeably, which, sadly, is what people do when in the grip of mass hysteria.
This is what happens when human beings flee from reality -- like many did after Trump's 2016 victory over Hillary Clinton -- and seek refuge by constructing intricate fantasy mind palaces.
What's extremely dangerous is if you're in a mind palace alone with Adam Schiff. You stare into his bulging eyes and can't help but believe him when he insists that he's got evidence Trump colluded with Russia, and that Trump will be impeached. The eyes grow larger, the stories more fanciful.
But when reality intrudes, as it always does, and you realize Schiff offers nothing but his charm, the mind palaces collapse. And panic ensues.
This collective obsessional behavior, is, according to scientists, "a phenomenon that transmits collective illusions of threats, whether real or imaginary, through a population in society as a result of rumors and fear."
So wrote the author of "Witchcraft and Mass Hysteria in Terms of Current Psychological Theories." Or perhaps it was Robert E. Bartholomew, who in 2001, presaging the Fear of Bernie, wrote "Little Green Men, Meowing Nuns and Head-Hunting Panics: A Study of Mass Psychogenic Illness and Social Delusion."
Whatever. They were both mentioned on Wikipedia in the footnotes. Did you read their books? I didn't.
There are many examples, including that nun in the Middle Ages who began to meow like a cat, and soon all the sisters of the convent were meowing too.
Or the infamous dancing plague of 1518, which bedeviled Strasbourg as "numerous" people began to dance, uncontrollably, without stopping for weeks. Some died of heart attacks.
The last one was just a few years ago, the Evil Clown Panic of 2016. Americans began reporting having seen random clowns and being scared to death.
Something else happened in 2016. What was it again?
In 2020, the Fear of Bernie manifests itself in Media Adulation of Mike.
To puff up Bloomberg, Democratic establishment scribes sing his praises, including Thomas Friedman of The New York Times.
In "Paging Michael Bloomberg," a gushing column full of childlike yearning for a political savior, Friedman searches for the right candidate to defeat Trump and save us.
"And this candidate knows how to get stuff done -- he can fight this fire at the scale of the fire. His team has for years used social networks to promote progressive issues to centrist and conservative audiences. He won't cede the internet/Facebook/Twitter battlefield to Trump's team, who are killers in that space.
"And this candidate is now rising steadily in the polls. This candidate is Michael Bloomberg. This candidate has Trump very worried."
Bloomberg must have loved it. But at the end of the pro-Bloomberg column of gushing praise, there was this from Friedman:
(Disclosure: Bloomberg Philanthropies has donated to Planet Word, the museum my wife is building in Washington, to promote reading and literacy.)
Shouldn't that have been the headline, before the Bloomberg gushing commenced?
If I did that in the Chicago Tribune and gushed over a politician who gave money to my wife, I'd be fired.
They're so irrational. It's that fear, the Fear of Bernie, that compels them, for the Love of Mike.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota is no moderate. She is basically Hillary Clinton, 1990 version, complete with her own organized crime syndicate.
This is great, all the Bernie zombies are going to completely lose their sh*t if the Rat cabal steals the nomination from him again, AND this time all to benefit a billionaire LOL LOL! Trump wins easily.
I was just reading about her. She went to the University of Chicago. That’s where I stopped reading, she’s poisoned goods.
If they fear Bernie, they should also fear buttigieg. He’s just as much a commie.
This is good because now bloomberg’s skelatons are going to come out of the closet. Bloomberg made many billions of dollars off of his relationship with China. He might even own part of China. So rest assured that President Trump is aware of this ‘partnership’ and will be more than able to bring it to people’s attention. So if the Democratic Deep State (Clinton-Soros) decide to back bloomberg, then they will be backing a billionaire with questionable ethics, which the other candidates are ‘railing’ against...hmmmmm. On the other hand, Clinton might torpedo him herself, so she can ride in on her white camel at the last minute...
My guess is that Mikey has a lot of open source “rants” that will sink him. It only took a little scratching to come up with his stop and frisk verbage.
HAW HAW HAW! (Sniffle, snort) One more time - HAW HAW HAW!
TFB. Democrats invited the snake in, and they KNEW he was a snake. “Come caucus with”, they said. “Tell us how it should be done”, they said. And Bernie did all that.
They reap the whirlwind.
I agree that Klobuchar is leftist not moderate. I do also think she could be the D’s best choice of the awful cabal they’ve got running now. Of the entire bunch, she at least listens to non- communists —- and can work with people better I think than the rest. I’m not promoting her. I disagree with most of her politics. . All I’m thinking is Bernie or Bloomie or Buttplug would all make miserable failures as president. And Bloomie should not be allowed to purchase the office either. It stinks to high heaven
The only thing they fear is losing power. If they felt Bernie was a lock to win they’d be on his bandwagon with bells.
Spot on and precisely why she is the most dangerous of the bunch. Behind that “Minnesota Nice Cookie Baking Mom” persona is the head of an organized crime organization which is expert in the art of shaking down corporate organizations for political advancement.
They don't fear him because he's a Commie.
They fear him because his support comes from the very young who are more anarchists than Commie. They can't be controlled.
The DNC is not going to let Bernie win, next.
“They’re afraid of young people voting.”
The irony is extreme!
What party have our pubic school teachers, college professors and school unions supported, for many decades?
What political philosophy have our educationists indoctrinated America’s youths into for decades?
Who wanted 16-year-olds to vote?
Last, who infiltrated the Democrat party in the 1950’s and 1960’s? (Hint — They went quiet after Sen. Joe McCarthy got active.)
i am ignorant of any criminal syndicate involvement, could you maybe give just a little info? please excuse my ignorance but i really don’t know, thanks
Bernie did not kill himself after the upcoming Super Tuesday...
I have no idea who will emerge and it still might be the Bern, but Bloomberg represents the ultimate test of the money wins politics theory.
We have a former moderate Republic mega-billionaire with a record of goofy stuff and an endless amount of money who is the savior of the day for the DNC and media.
Strange stuff - these politics.
Two billion reasons Bloomberg could unseat Trump
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/two-billion-reasons-bloomberg-could-unseat-trump
Juan Williams: The door is open for Bloomberg https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/482235-juan-williams-the-door-is-open-for-bloomberg
I take the opinion of The Hill the same as of Politico
And they want to lower the voting age to 14.
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