[TigerClaws]

There’s a book that circulates of Bloomberg’s 1900 quotes.

https://lidblog.com/the-portable-bloomberg/

Here are a f ew:

If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name.

The three biggest lies are: The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad that I’m Jewish.

If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s.

[lepton]

There are a few that are just shock-value quotes, but there are a lot of interesting ones too.