Eat the dead.
With a bottle of Chianti
What? No beans?
https://the.hitchcock.zone/wiki/Alfred_Hitchcock_Presents_-_Specialty_of_the_House
Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Specialty of the House
“Specialty of the House” was originally broadcast on 13/Dec/1959 as part of the fifth season of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
Synopsis
Mr. Laffler wants to be a life member of a gourmet restaurant named Spiro’s. When he looks into the off-limits kitchen he becomes a life member and like all life members, he becomes the specialty of the house.
One other nit to pick; your choice of wines.
For the “elite class,” (Hillary, ValJar, any of the Kennedy clan, etc.) I might go with the Chianti.
For ordinary deplorables, (you, me, most FReepers, etc) I would serve Boone’s Farm Blue Hawaiian.
You do not have to wait for a quarantine to go cannibal. Or...um...so I'm told...