[Flick Lives]

By the way son’s friend works at CDC, says expect interstates to be closed soon.

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That is an absurd rumor. Back it up.

[Ken H]

“That is an absurd rumor. Back it up.”

I heard the same thing from my sister’s best friend’s cousin’s boyfriend at 31 Flavors. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

[TheRake]

That is an absurd rumor. Back it up.

It’s irresponsible.

[BradyLS]

“Ah knowed a friend whose best cousin works in the Disease Bacterialogical Control Room Central Command Emergency Agency as an 11th-level Super Bug Killer Scientist with a PH Masters in Disease Broadcasting. And they said, ‘Hang on to your horse hats, kids, there’s agonna be a soonommy of dead folks hittin’ the emergency rooms toot-sweet in the next week or so.’ They said they gots body bags stacked three stories high and forklifts standin’ by to feed ‘em into the bonfires on account they can’t bury ‘em fast enough before Wave 2 hits!”

[Lazamataz]

I call bullshit.