Biden offers to call Trump to discuss national coronavirus response

The Hill ^ | 04/01/2020 | Marty Johnson

[chris37]

Look! Here’s the deal.

We don’t have time for you, Joe.

Period!

[Secret Agent Man]

That would show both were unfit for the office, unfortunately,

[windsorknot]

Finally, Donald Trump can breathe easy now. Help is on the way!

[Midwesterner53]

He would probably forget why he called.

[Steve_Seattle]

Biden has nothing to contribute.

[Magnum44]

Hey Joe, where’s Hunter?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

The White House needs to find someone to translate the call from Bidenglish to English.

[Ratman0823]

And if Trump does as he says, maybe Biden will put him on his ticket as VP.

[RomanSoldier19]

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Will Biden call him a “dog faced pony soldier?”

[MagUSNRET]

POTUS already deals with blithering idiots daily in the news conference, Biden is even too stupid for that!! Keep Biden in the basement and away from ANY media coverage!!

[PistolPaknMama]

What’s Joe gonna say? Here, pull my finger.

[ClearCase_guy]

I have a transcript of the phone call —

Mr. President, I have a plan for the coronavirus and dealing with the Chinese. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[windsorknot]

Donald Trump: Sure, Joe. I could sure use a lying, dog-faced pony soldier on my team.

[P-Marlowe]

Make it a pay per view event and nobody can have any papers or notes in front of them. All proceeds can go to Children’s Hospital or Samaritan’s Purse.

[Obadiah]

[Sarah Barracuda]

Is this a joke..what next, some screaming hobo down the street offering to help too..I doubt Biden knows which end of the phone to put on his ear..just focus on sniffing women’s hair, sexually assaulting them, and asking Corn Pop to fiddle with leg hair

[dfwgator]

Uhhhhh, No!

[snarkytart]

It was his administration that left us with this awful testing system that didn’t meet the demands. Trump had to redo it last month to get it so it can do a somewhat adequate capacity. Too bad people don’t open their eyes to this fact.


Don't you wish the media dissected the left like they do the right?

[upchuck]

" The Democratic presidential frontstumbler has been critical of the Trump administration's handling of the pandemic through statements and virtual press conferences screwups."