Kim's Alive! South Korea says despot Jong-un is NOT dead as defectors from his evil regime also say they believe he is still healthy

Daily Mail ^ | 04/26/2020 | By JAMES GANT and LUKE ANDREWS and WILLIAM COLE

[jmacusa]

He’s not NOT dead.

[jmacusa]

I believe it when the ever irrepressible, rapid fire(sometimes faux sorrowful) fast talking North Korean tv ‘’presenter’’ Ru-chen Hee, “The Lady In Pink’’ gives us all the straight dope.

[BradyLS]

“Kim recently resurfaced after a bout with Covid-19 that left the seamonster dead.”

[nickcarraway]

I was skeptical of the reports?

[Iscool]

He went to Bernie’s for the week end...

[Eleutheria5]

Surprise.

[miliantnutcase]

Agreed. He’s on life support which means “technically, alive and not dead...” Until a successor has been sorted out.

[catnipman]

surely most here remember than old kid’s game of pulling petals off of daises and chanting:

he’s alive ... he’s alive not ... he’s alive ... he’s alive not ... he’s alive ... he’s alive not ...

[Diana in Wisconsin]

He must’ve had Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s doctors flown in to start him on her workout regime! Miraculous!

[a little elbow grease]

You are missed in the rain.......

[Jim W N]

I pray he’ll received Jesus Christ and will be part of the upcoming worldwide in-gathering of souls to Jesus.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[alstewartfan]

Long red hair, you say? Incidental to the great plot, no doubt.

[Vaduz]

Heart surgery or he OD on nose candy this time he’s been a long time user like his uncle Bill Clinton it didn’t work out it looks like.

[PROCON]

[Mariner]

“He’s a vegetable on a Vent until they figure out what to do.”

As long as he is alive, General Ho can read his mind due to the heavenly transference of powers to him. He will carry out the divine wishes of Dear Leader.

Once he dies, the transference will be completed.

The sister is out. The Generals are in.

Count on it.

[McGruff]

I so happy my brother going to be ok.

[RetiredArmy]

He’s dead. He’s alive. No, he’s dead. Well, change that, he may be alive. No, we have it on authority he is absolutely d-e-a-d!!!, Dead, dead, dead. Just Breaking: Kim is dead. Just Breaking Again: Kim is alive. We have it on authority of the Red Chinese’s Dictator In Charge’s 3d Cousin, once removed, married to his own sister’s sister. So, really, what is the truth? Like Pilate said, “what is truth?” His answer: “Kim is dead. I had him whacked by a doctor who was working on his hair cut.”

[RetiredArmy]

That water looks like fresh sewage water!