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Mika Joe: Welcome, Mr. Vice President. You’ve been accused of digitally penetrating a young woman, who was a member of your staff, back in 1993. What do you have to say about those allegations?

Creepy Joe: That’s ridiculous. I don’t even own a smartphone.

Mika Joe: The woman’s mother called into Larry King at the time, which would seem to lend credence to the story. What do you say to that?

Creepy Joe: Well, first of all, Chuck...

Mika Joe: No, no, Mr. Vice President, I’m “Joe”...

Creepy Joe: You are?! Then who am I?! Oh well, never mind. What were we talking about?

Mika Joe: Tara Reade’s mother calling into Larry King.

Creepy Joe: Leave my mother out of this! She died of the COVID virus twenty years ago, you know.

Mika Joe: Well, Vice President Biden, thank you for joining us and putting this story to rest. Good luck in November.

Creepy Joe: November? Oh, right, my colonoscopy! Thanks, Chris.

Mika Joe: Uh, no, I’m “Joe”.

Creepy Joe: Zzzzzzz...

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If you were an SNL writer I would watch your skits.

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