Tennis Courts Reopen As Nassau Plans Memorial Day Car Parade(Can't touch others' balls)

WCBS ^ | 5-15-20 | SOPHIA HALL

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Nassau County Executive Laura Curran on Friday was pleased to announce that tennis courts have reopened in parts of Long Island, with certain restrictions.

She made the announcement at Eisenhower Park, where tennis players were already taking to some courts.

Curran, however, noted that residents looking to hit the courts will have to follow a few rules.

Curran said. “Every player, unless they’re from the same household, has to bring their own tennis balls.”

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.

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They effing idiots did that here, too.

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“To avoid confusion between whose balls are whose you can use a marker like a sharpie to put an ‘X’... to put someone’s initials on them,” she added.

I ain’t marking mine. I’m rather attached to them.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

You can kick someone’s balls, but you can’t touch them.

We live in interesting times.

[House Atreides]

Get your damn hands off of my balls. ;-)

[dp0622]

(Can’t touch others’ balls)...

that’s gonna make the PA healthy secretary very upset :)

that ####ing freak

[Flick Lives]

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.

[dynachrome]

It may not have any now.

[Lockbox]

You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them

gee, my wife’s policy..........

[Sarah Barracuda]

Don Lemon is going to be VERY upset that he can’t touch someone elses balls

[Viking2002]

When it all boils down to it, it depends on the individual wanting to touch my balls.

[Texas resident]

Reminds me of the country song, “Don’t touch my Willie”.

As in don’t touch my Willie Nelson records.

[dragnet2]

I’m convinced most of these people working for local governments are the HOA police in their little gated kingdoms at home.

Pathetic.

[dp0622]

lol

“it’s a madhouse!!”

apes taking over the planet.

That’s less crazy than a guy with a wig saying he was “mis-gendered” :)

[philman_36]

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Nassau County Executive Laura Curran announced with a serious urgency.

If the name of the Nassau County Executive was Laura Johnson this would be even funnier than it already is.

[Old Yeller]

This is nuts.

[Bonemaker]

“..pleased to announce that tennis courts have reopened in parts of Long Island, with certain restrictions...”

I’ve got your restrictions right here.

[a fool in paradise]

[Albion Wilde]

Just here for the comments.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I ain’t marking mine. I’m rather attached to them.

I am too ... and they're attached to me; very much attached. I mean, we go places together like the movies, and baseball games. They love hanging around with me, and of course, I'm their sole means of support. Some people say they're nuts, but that's just their eccentricity.

[Still Thinking]

can't touch others' balls

Always good tennis etiquette.