[Carriage Hill]

CHRIS QUOTES:
★ "They do love their colons."
★ "I'm making quotation marks with my fingers."
★ "If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all."
★ “Their heads are wedged in their dark and remote locations.”
★ "The media takes what you said, changes it so it's no longer what you said, and then attacks you for what you didn't say."
★ "The Democrats and the media.... but I repeat myself."
★ "The most insidious power the media has, is the power to ignore."
★ "Lickety-split, as Chaz Bono likes to say."
★ "The Fake News Media are a bunch of fluffers."
★ "Dr Evil's 'Washington Post' rag; he lives in a hollowed-out volcano, travels by spaceship."
★ "NPR = National Panhandler Radio."
★ "The left is history's number one mass murderers: 100 million and still counting."
★ "If Mika had a brain, she'd be out in the streets, playing with it, on the end of a stick."
★ “The media has a position.“
★ "The media and democrats are a 'circle-fest' in a phonebooth."
★ "Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory."
★ "The media shaves their tongues, and gives the Democrats a tongue-bath every morning."
★ "The DNC-Media performs daily acts of 'journalistic gratification' on all the leftist politicians."
★ "Fake news never sleeps, it never rusts."
★ "It could be a lie; they are lawyers, after all."
★ “Their brains aren’t working as designed. They’re brain damaged. They should have scans of some kind.”
★ "The phony, corrupt media's not on the side of America, us Americans, or on the side of the truth."
★ "The FBI is like a Banana Republic, wearing Carmen Miranda hats around the HQ building and speaking in tongues."
★ "The lefty media don't know what words mean... "
★ "The Washington Post: it looks like a newspaper, but it isn't."
★ "Journalism isn't a profession anymore. It's more like prostitution, but without the ethics and professionalism."

[Biggirl]

Hi!

[Dr.Deth]

Chris out today, I missed the name of who's covering.

[chickenlips]

Excellent list!

There needs to be a Chris Plante thread to capture all of his great phrases and names for the leftists. Just the list for Pelosi and Schumer would take up a page or two.

I love that he refers to the Dims as “organ harvesters” at times.

One phase I would add is: “They are suffering from newsheimer’s disease.”

[Clint N. Suhks]

Wuhan Red Death

Debbie Was A Man Schnitz had her make-up tattooed on 1987.

Humma Wiener

Passed out on the kitchen floor by an empty box of chardonnay.

J. Edgar Comey

Prison Face Brennen