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1 posted on 07/18/2020 9:27:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 07/18/2020 9:28:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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> “The next phase will be working into the investigation, consultations, we will take a lot of statements...<

And then we will blame everything on an electrical malfunction. Or maybe termites.


3 posted on 07/18/2020 9:31:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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"We've observed this morning that the fire started in three spots. This observation leads us to open an investigation for arson..."

"Thanks for the advice. We will be sure to just do one spot in the future"
-- Mohammed

5 posted on 07/18/2020 9:37:09 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (Trump is solving the world's problems only to distract us from Russia.)
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The Organ!!

Luckily there still are pipe organ makers around. If only there were more people interested in playing them...


6 posted on 07/18/2020 10:19:01 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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Mosques should be burned to the ground too and watch the howling from the mediaVOMITS and terrorists! Yet the Christians just bend over and take it!! So sad...these are beautiful landmarks that bring many tourists to those sites!


7 posted on 07/18/2020 10:27:44 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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It is long past time for France to follow in the footsteps of Ferdinand and Isabella, and expel all Muslims.


10 posted on 07/18/2020 12:00:16 PM PDT by dsc
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“...possible arson...”? That wins today’s NSS (No Shi* Sherlock) award. It will be presented later this afternoon by Captain Obvious.


11 posted on 07/18/2020 12:51:38 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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