Yes, the american people need to grow a pair.
Transcript of internal debate at the CDC:
Fauci: Hey, guess what? We did it! We finally forced them all to wear masks!
Redfield: Youre kidding?
Birx: No f**king way!
Adams: Even POTUS?
Fauci: Yes, even POTUS, he finally caved!
Birx: Cool! So Tony, what do we do now?
Fauci: First I think Ill show up at a baseball game NOT wearing one, just so I can lord it over everybody how we are the ones who are really superior to them.
Redfield: That would be AWESOME! But once youve done that what are we ever going to do to top this?
Fauci: Thats easy....goggles! Face shields!
Adams: ooooooh....I like the way you think Tony!
Fauci: Twelve hours after Im done giving my interview to
CNN the lawn and garden shelves at Home Depot are
gonna look like the toilet paper section at Target
Birx: If we can make them wear masks AND shields, why, we
can make them wear ANYTHING!
Fauci: Yes, indeed. Ankle bracelets, cowboy hats,
those silk disco shirts that went out of style in 1979, handcuffs lined with fur...
Adams: Ballgags? Please please PLEASE can we do ballgags?
Fauci: No, Jerome, no one would ever see them under the
Redfield: I know....lets make them wear their underwear
on the OUTSIDE! I saw that one in a movie once.
It was hilarious!
Birx: I dont know. Wearing my bra on the outside? The
Playtex Pretty Petite #304 clashes with most of my
Fauci: All in favor.....
‘Yes, the american people need to grow a pair.’
well, the American socio-political landscape is increasingly defined by feminine imperatives; this being the case, fear, not freedom, is going to prevail...