Therapist = The Rapist
1. God is Nice.
2. The goal of life is to be happy and nice and fair.
3. People who are nice go to heaven.
The first point sounds like the modern day Catholic Church. They seem to have forgotten Satan, and the God of the Old Testament.
The second point sounds like Joel Osteen's preachings, to which he would add a 4th bullet point - God is gonna make you RICH!
Psychotherapist = psycho the rapist
Psychotherapist = Psycho the rapist. (actually happened in a Yellow Pages full page ad, back in the day...or so I was told by my Ma Bell Trainer.