[proud American in Canada]

I think you may be right. There is something strange about all of this.

I wash my hands so much that I can’t remember the last time I got a cold.

You work in an oil field?

Now that is one manly job. ;)

[crusty old prospector]

Well, actually I am a petroleum geologist so most of my life is spent in the office. We sit around in smoking jackets sipping cognac in smoked-filled rooms thinking of ways to rape and pillage the earth.