[nickcarraway]

What a senseless act of defenestration it would have been.

[Dagnabitt]

For a hulking homely woman of no discernible talent, Michelle Robinson has gone very far in life.

Her one winning play: Serving as the beard for an ambitious but mediocre gay man’s affirmative-action ride to the top.

[jmacusa]

This freak no doubt wanted to kill the twit for being forced to masquerade as a woman.

[kaehurowing]

It’s too bad she didn’t do it.

[bagster]

“And these periods can last a long time. They can last years.”

This explains everything.

Its having a perpetual period.

[MuttTheHoople]

Michelle, we all do.

[ScottinVA]

No prob, Moochelle. We wanted to throw him out the window, too.

[Fresh Wind]

Did she catch Barack flirting with another man?

[SecAmndmt]

All I want to know from Big Mike is what it was like to be Millenium Falcon co-pilot for so many years. Also whether any of his football injuries give him trouble when he wears a cocktail dress and heels.

We know that Barack loves it when Big Mike serves up the organic gluten-free cucumber.

[Ann Archy]

It sounds like she HATED him UNTIL he got AIR FORCE ONE and ALL those PARTIES in the White House with EVERY BLACK entertainer star they could find!

[HotHunt]

Trust me, Mooch. The rest of us wanted to shove the SOB out the window ourselves too.

[Toespi]

“All our spontaneity was basically taken away from us – I couldn’t even open a window at the White House“

Uh-oh. Now we understand why open windows weren’t allowed, the Secret Service was onto her.

[Sacajaweau]

Most of us have known several divorced couples or couples who fought each other verbally. But even in the heat of battle, I never heard one of them say they would like to kill their partner.

[xp38]

And these periods can last a long time. They can last years

In our case 8 to be exact.

[twister881]

Wow, don’t make Big Mike XY mad.

[SkyPilot]

President Trump has been threatened thousands of times since he was elected. Has even one person been charged?

When Obama was in office, the press would gang up on people who even shared mild criticism of "The One", and called for them to be arrested.

Don't count on the Secret Service questioning the Mooch though. No laws apply to her. No SAT scores did either.

[jughandle]

“...push him out of the window”

He’d have landed 100’ away from the house.

[wetgundog]

He stinks and attracts flies. He sleeps with men. He likes it in the backdoor.

[AppyPappy]

Every time she caught him smoking in the bed with the pool boy

[eartick]

Yeah Moochelle, you ain’t the only one wanting to put this halfrican down

[davius]

My sense is she feels the same way about every other person inhabiting the planet.