[mosaicwolf]

"Hey lets go out for Italian food tomorrow night."

"Can't, do that, the retardant in Queens is shuttered."

"No problem man, they have a great one over in Manhattan or the Bronx."

"Staten Island is the best!" "OK, lets do it!"

[mosaicwolf]

Before you all ask me what “retardant” is. You know my brain meant restaurant and fingers meant retardant.