LOL, I watched the video, I could almost imagine one of the cops pulling out a pellet gun and saying with a grin “Watch this!”
The faculty went on one of those silly "retreats" where they camp out and sit around a fire, to "relate".
My guy, quiet like, brought a paint ball pistol. If the Stupid got too deep, he would puncture it, and let the feces out. They were too afraid of him to complain, at the moment, and when they went home, the school pres pointed out that no one locally wanted the job.
He was there for three years...