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‘If Covid vaccine turns you into a crocodile…’: Brazilian President’s remarks trigger memes
MSN ^ | 12/19

Posted on 12/19/2020 9:30:36 PM PST by nickcarraway

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has cautioned his citizens that his government won't be responsible if the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine turns people into "crocodiles" or make women bearded as a side-effect, leaving netizens baffled.

Bolsonaro, who had tested positive for coronavirus after months of undermining the pandemic shared Brazil's vaccine distribution plans recently, saying that inoculations would eventually be provided free of charge "for everyone who wants it," while insisting that he has chosen not to be vaccinated.

"In the Pfizer contract, it's very clear: 'we're not responsible for any side-effects.' If you turn into a crocodile, it's your problem," he said, according to news agency AFP.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bolsonaro; brazil; covid19; crocodile

1 posted on 12/19/2020 9:30:36 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Good for him for pointing out that Pfizer/Fisa isn’t liable for any adverse side effects.


2 posted on 12/19/2020 9:32:22 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow,)
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To: nickcarraway

The Crocodile Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaUWPE1GGr8


3 posted on 12/19/2020 9:43:14 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: nickcarraway
Did someone say Chocodiles?

RIP Hostess Twinkies, too.

4 posted on 12/19/2020 9:46:43 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: P.O.E.

Aaah yes...the Übertwinkie.


5 posted on 12/19/2020 10:02:36 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: nickcarraway
'we're not responsible for any side-effects

So I just finished reading a thread about how opiod drug makers can be sued by babies if mommy abuses opiods, but these guys are in the clear? I suddenly have a urge for some water to wash down the pretzel logic here....

6 posted on 12/19/2020 10:21:36 PM PST by Bernard (No tag today. Maybe tomorrow.)
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To: nickcarraway

Is joke comrades.


7 posted on 12/19/2020 11:23:59 PM PST by buwaya
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To: nickcarraway

Is joke comrades.


8 posted on 12/19/2020 11:24:29 PM PST by buwaya
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To: Jane Long

9 posted on 12/19/2020 11:36:54 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: nickcarraway

“We don’t need no stinking badges... we’ve got Memes!”

When a meme avoids reason- like they do- the media loves it!


10 posted on 12/19/2020 11:42:36 PM PST by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")
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To: nickcarraway

> while insisting that he has chosen not to be vaccinated.

He already had the virus so what’s the problem with not getting the vaccine?


11 posted on 12/19/2020 11:49:11 PM PST by fluorescence
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To: nickcarraway

Not crocodiles, but caymans...?


12 posted on 12/20/2020 12:08:28 AM PST by Does so (I used to call them Bolsheviks...and now they're burning books...)
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To: nickcarraway
If you turn into a crocodile, it's your problem

That's actually pretty damn funny.

13 posted on 12/20/2020 12:56:14 AM PST by Paul R. (You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)
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To: fluorescence
He already had the virus so what’s the problem with not getting the vaccine?

I've already had COVID-19. Have the three-page letter from the Health Dept. imposing a quarantine on my entire household, enumerating the various fines which could be levied, etc.

But do you think that means that I can now walk around, unmolested, without wearing a mask?

Regards,

14 posted on 12/20/2020 12:58:20 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

I don’t see why it wouldn’t.


15 posted on 12/20/2020 3:24:05 AM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election))
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To: Does so
I'd love a nice Cayman!


16 posted on 12/20/2020 3:52:18 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lisbon1940
alexander_busek: [I have written confirmation from the Public Health Dept. that I had Covid in November] But do you think that means that I can now walk around, unmolested, without wearing a mask?

Lisbon1940: I don’t see why it wouldn’t.

It wouldn't, because...

I can't simply enter a large supermarket or dept. store or other public place unmasked without causing a furor.

No one is going to wait and see if I can produce written evidence that I am now (naturally) immune to Covid, and can thus neither contract nor transmit it.

I suppose that I could constantly announce my arrival at large public gatherings with a bullhorn, proclaiming, "I am immune and I have the paperwork to prove it!", but that would be ridiculous.

Hence, I am forced to continue observing all of the new "rules and regulations" even though it is completely pointless, in my case.

Regards,

17 posted on 12/20/2020 5:41:06 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: nickcarraway

Is the Brazilian Prez hinting that the disease Vasculitis could be a side effect of the vaccine?


18 posted on 12/20/2020 5:56:45 AM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: FreedomPoster

‘K, man...


19 posted on 12/20/2020 7:59:29 AM PST by Does so (I used to call them Bolsheviks...and now they're burning books...)
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To: Bernard

And that is a GOOD thing !!! And also only 1/2 the story.

That implies we have no recourse if we have side effects. That is not true.

The vaccine act covers us.

So we cannot sue and destroy the companies making the vaccines,


20 posted on 12/20/2020 12:02:11 PM PST by Pikachu_Dad ("the media are selling you a line of soap)
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