[dontreadthis]

A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.
Joey says, “A computer.”
The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”
The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”
Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don’t need anything!”
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, “No, I’m sure we don’t.
When Biden was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that’s the last f^cking we needed!’

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The teacher immediately retrieves her official Department of Education Dissent Response Manual and consults the section on dealing with hate thoughts about the Biden administration. As instructed she uses her phone to report this to the school office, which calls the FBI's political crime response office and puts it on Little Johnny's permanent record.

Meanwhile the other students begin chanting “fascists get out” and some of the more spirited students start to beat Little Johnny. The teacher looks up from her manual and watches approvingly until the FBI takes Little Johnny away.

Nobody knows what happens to him during the next 18 months but when he is finally delivered to his new same-sex foster forever family his tune has changed remarkably!