Oh Florida Man, you never let us down!
“PD: Nude man who assaulted officer in North Phoenix has died”
Naked woman in Arizona who said she was sexually assaulted steals deputy’s vehicle, leads authorities on 70-mile high-speed chase
Tucson man charged with sexually assaulting a pony also accused of trying to steal ATM in Wyoming
Nude TuscojnMan Call Leads To Assault On TPD Officers