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Suspect falls from Subway restaurant ceiling with stolen deli meat, police say
East Idaho News ^
| May 20, 2021
| Eric Grossarth
Posted on 05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT by bgill
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Of course, he's smiling. He had an incredibly adventurous wonderful day and likely got a new pair of shoes at the jail.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: bgill
When writing about Subway’s deli meats, sneer quotes are called for — Subway deli “meats.” Wasn’t there an exposé awhile back in which lab tests revealed little or no actual meat in Subway’s “meats”? And their fresh-baked rolls are packed with sugar and air.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:30:55 AM PDT
by
Blurb2350
(posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
To: bgill
Out in Cali, it wouldn’t even be a crime
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:31:59 AM PDT
by
Bob434
Looks a little bit methie
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:32:15 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
To: bgill
Parents who care about their kids do not name them “Jesse James”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:34:18 AM PDT
by
volunbeer
(Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
To: bgill
Friday always has the best stories.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:34:26 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Blurb2350
This story sounds like a bunch of baloney.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:35:34 AM PDT
by
DPMD
To: bgill
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:35:40 AM PDT
by
KSCITYBOY
(The media is corrupt)
To: bgill
Jesse James would never have stolen Subway deli meat.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:43:55 AM PDT
by
freefdny
To: Blurb2350
Awful food. Haven’t eaten there in years.
I’m a Schlotzsky’s gal. Their bread is the bomb!
To: bgill
So there’s cousin Jesse.
We were wondering where he was.
We were a little worried that he might be stuck on a ceiling somewhere.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:46:57 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
A two-bagger: Idaho “Falls” and “Jesse James ...”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:47:18 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: bgill
Police say a theft suspect in Idaho Falls fell through the ceiling tiles of a local restaurant Tuesday evening while running from officers. Now I know why they call them "Drop Ceilings."
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:48:02 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: bgill
Jesse Moore, Senior
Voted Most Likely To Fall From A Subway Ceiling
President of Meat Tasting Club
Favorite quote: “Employees must wash hands after using restroom”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:51:24 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
”It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:51:45 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Blurb2350
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:52:26 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: bgill
Do NOT name your child Jesse James.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:53:26 AM PDT
by
alstewartfan
(The dawn is turning away The ghost of Charlotte Corday. Al Stewart)
To: bgill
“Wow! New shoes! Maybe I can sell the laces! Damn. No laces. Maybe I can sell my tooth.”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:54:26 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
Rats do that all the time.
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:54:49 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
To: bgill
“And the winner of the Idaho Falls Adam Schiff Lookalike Contest is Jesse Moore! He wins a date with Nancy Pelosi or a tonsillectomy.”
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posted on
05/21/2021 9:57:45 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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