Of course, he's smiling. He had an incredibly adventurous wonderful day and likely got a new pair of shoes at the jail.
1 posted on
05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT by
bgill
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To: bgill
When writing about Subway’s deli meats, sneer quotes are called for — Subway deli “meats.” Wasn’t there an exposé awhile back in which lab tests revealed little or no actual meat in Subway’s “meats”? And their fresh-baked rolls are packed with sugar and air.
2 posted on
05/21/2021 9:30:55 AM PDT by
Blurb2350
(posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
To: bgill
Out in Cali, it wouldn’t even be a crime
3 posted on
05/21/2021 9:31:59 AM PDT by
Bob434
Looks a little bit methie
4 posted on
05/21/2021 9:32:15 AM PDT by
dsrtsage
To: bgill
Parents who care about their kids do not name them “Jesse James”
5 posted on
05/21/2021 9:34:18 AM PDT by
volunbeer
(Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
To: bgill
Friday always has the best stories.
6 posted on
05/21/2021 9:34:26 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
8 posted on
05/21/2021 9:35:40 AM PDT by
KSCITYBOY
(The media is corrupt)
To: bgill
Jesse James would never have stolen Subway deli meat.
9 posted on
05/21/2021 9:43:55 AM PDT by
freefdny
To: bgill
So there’s cousin Jesse.
We were wondering where he was.
We were a little worried that he might be stuck on a ceiling somewhere.
11 posted on
05/21/2021 9:46:57 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
A two-bagger: Idaho “Falls” and “Jesse James ...”
12 posted on
05/21/2021 9:47:18 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: bgill
Police say a theft suspect in Idaho Falls fell through the ceiling tiles of a local restaurant Tuesday evening while running from officers. Now I know why they call them "Drop Ceilings."
13 posted on
05/21/2021 9:48:02 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: bgill
Jesse Moore, Senior
Voted Most Likely To Fall From A Subway Ceiling
President of Meat Tasting Club
Favorite quote: “Employees must wash hands after using restroom”
14 posted on
05/21/2021 9:51:24 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
”It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.”
15 posted on
05/21/2021 9:51:45 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: bgill
Do NOT name your child Jesse James.
17 posted on
05/21/2021 9:53:26 AM PDT by
alstewartfan
(The dawn is turning away The ghost of Charlotte Corday. Al Stewart)
To: bgill
“Wow! New shoes! Maybe I can sell the laces! Damn. No laces. Maybe I can sell my tooth.”
18 posted on
05/21/2021 9:54:26 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
Rats do that all the time.
19 posted on
05/21/2021 9:54:49 AM PDT by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
To: bgill
“And the winner of the Idaho Falls Adam Schiff Lookalike Contest is Jesse Moore! He wins a date with Nancy Pelosi or a tonsillectomy.”
20 posted on
05/21/2021 9:57:45 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: bgill
He’ll probably sue Subway because their ceiling injured him.
21 posted on
05/21/2021 9:58:15 AM PDT by
KittyKares
(I miss President Trump!)
To: bgill
Stole more meat then he could fly with.
To: bgill; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife
He tried to ham, but they cheesed him.
24 posted on
05/21/2021 10:05:58 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: bgill
Moore refused to come out of a closed stall, and police pulled him out by his feet. An undignified end to a major crime spree. They didn't treat Al Capone like this...
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