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To: knighthawk

a new job for the contact tracers - write down odometer numbers

Man comes out in the morning to drive to work and sees a person in a yellow vest looking into his car.

Man: who are you?

Sir, I’m the mileage checker.

Man: Why are you near my car?

Sir, you’ve exceeded your mileage for the month and I’ll have to boot your vehicle.

Man: But I”m a doctor, I have to go to work!

Sorry Sir. Rules. Nothing I can do. OH, wait, I can call you an Uber, I get a 10% Big Guy kickback from that.


3 posted on 07/29/2021 1:14:20 AM PDT by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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To: blueplum
Man comes out in the morning to drive to work and sees a person in a yellow vest looking into his car. You forgot the "Bang!" at the end of the conversation, then the sound of a car starting.
47 posted on 07/29/2021 11:14:31 AM PDT by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct!)
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To: blueplum

That conversation might not get that far before the government snoop gets his hash settled & HE needs a doctor.


50 posted on 07/29/2021 3:08:51 PM PDT by oldtech
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