Susan: Where’s Joe?
Jill: He’s getting ready to speak, he’ll be here in a......JOE! What is that on your forehead!
Susan: I’m outta here.
Joe: It’s a temporary tattoo. Pretty cool, huh?
Jill: Wha..
Secret Service Agent: He insisted. I had to go to Walmart to get them.
Jill: You have an address to the nation coming up. What is that!
Joe: It’s the skull from the Punisher, you know, Frank Castle, Marvel Comics.
Jill: Why?!
Joe: To show the Taliban I mean business.
Jill: No Joe, just no. MAKE UP, fix this now!
Even that is well beyond Joe at this point.