Posted on 08/22/2021 6:00:36 PM PDT by marcusmaximus
Yep. The Lefties used to think "Orange Man Bad". Wait till the Orange Jumpsuits come out...
I had May in the pool, but I was wrong. I knew the Corporate Media were dutiful lapdogs, but I didn't think that even they would be able to keep the impaired Biden propped up this long.
So, September 15th is as good a guess as any, but Biden checked out long ago. With this Media they can keep this 'Weekend at Bernie's' President going as long as they want.
Susan: Where’s Joe?
Jill: He’s getting ready to speak, he’ll be here in a......JOE! What is that on your forehead!
Susan: I’m outta here.
Joe: It’s a temporary tattoo. Pretty cool, huh?
Jill: Wha..
Secret Service Agent: He insisted. I had to go to Walmart to get them.
Jill: You have an address to the nation coming up. What is that!
Joe: It’s the skull from the Punisher, you know, Frank Castle, Marvel Comics.
Jill: Why?!
Joe: To show the Taliban I mean business.
Jill: No Joe, just no. MAKE UP, fix this now!
Susan: Is this a good Idea?
Jill: He insists, he says the people think of him as a loving grandfather. He knows if he speaks to the press he gets vanilla pudding instead of chocolate, so it must be important to him.
Joe (to press): Thank you for being here, I want to start by reassuring everyone that the situation in Afghanistan is under control.
Jill: Not bad so far.
Joe: We have begun to institute new policies that will insure the safety of the American citizens on the ground in Kabul...
Susan: Doing great.
Joe: ...and that the replays of Teletubbies will not be interrupted.
Susan: Crap
Jill: Oh God..
Reporter: Do we have plans for an evacuation?
Joe: I evacuated earlier today, and I drew a happy face on my penis.
Susan: No, No, No!
Jill: Put a lid on it, shut it down! Shut it down!.....Who gave him a pen
Later
Joe: I didn’t do so good, did I ?
Jill: Not really, no.
Joe: I suppose it’s tapioca or banana pudding today.
Jill: No, today it’s plain oatmeal.
When the Taliban start beheading Americans, Joe is gone.
And Kamalahahahah will stop them. HAhahaha.
Nope. I don’t think so. :-) Biden will be around a while.
:)
She will indict the taliban.
Good work. Fake, but accurate.
Back in 2000 I was “channeling” Algore before the election. I have been trying to “channel” Biden since he got the nomination, but there is so much less to work with.
Now that's an insult!
Sad, but true.
Biden should not be Impeached nor replaced…He’s the Commander of the US Military…he should be ‘Court Marshaled’ for surrendering and handing over Afghanistan to the terrorist axil of evil..Taliban/Isis/Alqueda and created huge national security conditions for the USA and worldwide.
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