This is not satire.
Can everyone sign up for that money?
Only Leftist idiots would come up with such nonsense.
Not much different from paying Protection Money.
This brings me back memories of my childhood. I was always the good kid. My younger brother was a holy terror. My parents didn’t know what to do with him. Finally, they tried bribing him to be good. meanwhile i’m not getting into any trouble but I’m also not getting paid for that. So, I always said my brother was paid to be good but I was good for nothing.
So is it an escalating payment according to the severity of the crime you don’t commit? If so sign me up for 50-100 capital murders. Lol
so, do you have to be an actual, official, verifiable resident of SF to get paid to not commit crimes, or can anyone who identifies as an SF resident qualify for no-crime payments? if the latter, please sign me up: i promise not to commit any crimes in SF if the payment makes it worth my while ...
how much are they gonna pay me for NOT strangling Pelosi?
Guess they never heard of “spare the rod, spoil the child.”
We now have a new level of crazy coming from CA.
Hey libs. What not crime pays the most. That’s the one I want to not commit. Where do I go for my cash?
Thanks
PS I may want to not commit some more crimes
Cool, the shakedown of taxpayer money. Why not get hard on crime?
I’m planning on not committing 1,000 crimes. How much do I get paid?
I promise to only worship God (and the pursuit of goodness)
I promise not to use certain profanities
I promise to honor the memory of my parents
I promise not to kill (unless as self defense)
..........not to commit (any further) adultery
..........not to steal
..........not to lie (unless as a benign form of diplomacy)
Oh, Will this Cash incentive be tax deductible?
Since most criminals are never caught, crime will continue to increase and criminals will get a bonus from the city for not getting caught. Brilliant!
what a gig this will be- get paid, but commit crimes anyways, then say that you weren’t being paid enough to not commit crimes, then they up the pay- on and on it goes-
This is the technique I used to housebreak my dog. Every time he didn’t pee on the floor I gave him a nice treat.
This is like Publishers Clearing House. Where do I sign up to get my coupon for “free” (taxpayer) money from the Gimmedats?
This is like Publishers Clearing House. Where do I sign up to get my coupon for “free” (taxpayer) money from the Gimmedats?
Isn’t this the money for “protection” you pay to gangsters so they don’t wreck your property, beat you up, or kill you?
It seems like the number of crimes that could be committed is extraordinarily large. Can a city keep up with the demands for payment from crooks who are willing to commit crimes if they are not paid?
Do I still get the cash if I shoplift less than $950 at a time?