[Governor Dinwiddie]

#1: "The natives have a bad habit of throwing out trash wherever and whenever they feel like."

You must understand that this is an ancient tradition practiced in their native homeland.

This old tradition is carefully passed on generation after generation, father to son, mother to daughter. When you see empty 40s and empty packs of Newports and Kools, you can be sure you are treading on sacred ground.

[EEGator]

All cultures are equal.

[End Times Sentinel]

father to son

I'm sorry Gov., but there is zero likelihood that a member of this cenus could possibly know a paternal relationship other than committing a random felony, not recognizing one or the other.