[clearcarbon]

"Don't tell our evirobassador john f'n kohn-heinz-kerry as he jets off yet again to save muvver erf.

I don't think he likes his home life.

[frank ballenger]

His multi billionaire Heinz wife once threatened in public:

I warned John if he ever played around with another woman I would maim him. Note I did not say kill him but maim him.

((This is not a joke. True.))