My ex was showing off her new car she bought with the child support.
It was a Subaru Forester.
I looked at it, looked at her, and said, “I had no idea you were a lesbian!”
My brother has a Subaru now — I call it “The Becky” and it is also referred to as the Lesbaru.
He fully admits he’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
How about Outbacks?