Wow, I think I will just turn GAY! There are perks in life, don’t want to miss out on any of them. The idea of equality for all, is past tense. Let’s all raise our rainbow flags and get that first spot in parking.
Time for another I’m only in it for the parking t shirt.
These spots are open to anyone.
Just feel yourself belonging to the gender opposite your birth gender, and you qualify.
Tomorrow that feeling may go away, but by then you won’t be parked there anymore.