He’s got the HAGS.
—HAGS? What the heck is that?
Herpes, AIDS, Gonhorhea and Syphillis.
—Oh, God, that’s awful. What are they doing for him?
Special diet. Nothing but lavash bread, flounder, fruit rollups, and pizza.
—Holy crap. Is it helping?
No, but it’s the only thing they can slide under the door.
LMBO!