[Leaning Right]

> “Tuvalu is sinking,” Finance Minister Seve Paeniu proclaims of his island nation... <

I just ran that guy’s statement through my Jonny Quest decoder ring. Here’s what came out: “We want money, lots of money.”

[SmokingJoe]

The guy and his people need to move to the Sahara Desert.
No fear of sinking there.

[gloryblaze]

Very good, lol.